1. sabubu91:

    rideitslut:

    rural-mom:

    stonecoldstunning:

    men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

    image

    have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

    did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

    I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

    (via holaapaola)

     

  2. satans-advocate:

    sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

    (via holaapaola)

     

  3. darmani:

    thatkilljoy:

    chromeofficial:

    nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

    how old are you

    "thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

    (via razgrizjug)

     
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  5. lolfactory:

    Irony is a Dish Best Served Fried

    - funny pics tumblr

    Not exercising, I tell you whut

    (via razgrizjug)

     
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  7. diseonfire:

    thepfa:

    nohetero:

    scottthepilgrim:

    which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

    yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

    in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

    That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

    Well that backfired spectacularly.

    (via keybladesonic)

     
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  9. fruitsofapathy:

    SPRING JOKES.

    On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

    (via michebelle)

     

  10. at a pool party

    vayena:

    "hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
    "why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
    "aight take it easy man"

    (via ratchethunter)

     

  11. breakingdads:

    just wanna be makin out

    (via mfstrange)

     
  12. vinebox:

    me at the movies

    (Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via literate-samantha)

     
  13. Rouen Cathedral
    Van Gogh Exhibit, Musee d'Orsay
    Vatican Museum
    Sainte Chapelle
    Sultan Ahmed Mosque
    Les Invalides
    The Louvre
    Thomas Couture, Romans of the Decadence
    Mary Antoinette's Bedroom, Versailles
    St. Gilles Cathedral

    sassyjesuschrist:

    phannahtom:

    The most fun a poor art history major can have without selling their soul for the ability to travel the world. 

    Google maps lets you go in places now: Musee d’Orsay, The Met, Versailles, all of the places above, and tons more. I am pleased. 

    WOW LIKE WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

    (via ratchethunter)

     
  14. de4fening:

    piratenunteruns:

    alecstasy:

    my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

    this

    it’s literally scary how much this post is me

    (via michebelle)

     
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