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  2. ackles-mjolnir:

    you’ve been hit by

    you’ve been struck by

    image

    (Source: jay-ackles, via razgrizjug)

     

  3. selfiepolice:

    i feel u

    or like i want to

    (Source: sidegrl, via razgrizjug)

     
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  5. crash-mcbarason:

    to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

    (via funk-a-delicc)

     
  6. 5anddime:

    ermahgerdkerfer:

    Damn, this girl was prepared.

    She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

    (via funk-a-delicc)

     
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  10. actionables:

    lovelixst:

    rivendellcustomersupport:

    this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

    how did you get in there.

    How did you get out

    (via atomic-suicide)

     
  11. ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

    gallifrey-feels:

    sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

    millshouse:

    meganiun:

    happyvegetable:

    kennilworthy-thisp:

    derinthemadscientist:

    lumoslouis:

    soloontherocks:

    amour-vengeance:

    later-homenuggets:

    my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

    look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

    motherfucking australia

    if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

    wait. 

    you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

    that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

    fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

    wake up australia 

    That’s what birds do

    They fly around and fuck shit up

    Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

    Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

    It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

    Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

    yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

    why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

    My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

    no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

    what the actual fuck australia 

    (Source: pasqualinoh, via atomic-suicide)

     
  12. fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

    yolucas:

    most accurate representation of World War Two ever

    AMERICA STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IM SORRY

    (via atomic-suicide)

     
     
  13. gaypee:

    shinjigraham:

    kaldriss:

    macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

    is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

    but shit it was 99 cents

    (Source: memeluvr2, via earlt-shirt)

     

    1. 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
    2. 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
    3. 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
    4. 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
    5. 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
    6. 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
    7. to be continued
     
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